If you’re like me, you don’t like Apple. Why? IMHO, Apple products have been overpriced and under-featured from the beginning. I remember in college, 
the only computers they sold at the bookstore were Apples, and they were so expensive when compared to PCs. My fellow students with the misfortune of having an Apple were always confounded by their inability to get applications that suited their needs. Of course, that was more than two decades ago.
Since then, Apple took the lead on a variety of social and political issues that are not only detrimental to morality, but to the welfare of their employees and to the survivability of our culture. Even worse, Al Gore is now on the board at Apple, a man who is not only a complete dunce, moron, etc., but a man who got ultra wealthy by propagating myths about global warming which is now climate change which is now a documented and laughable hoax.
I can live with a left wing ultra radical company with a political and social agenda
I can get past my personal biases, however. After all, it usually will be a Democrat who can’t (consider the Discovery Channel terrorist. EEK!). I watch movies with some of the most hideous communist, anti-American, Obama-lovin’ creatures you can find, although most of them aren’t worth a RedBox dollar.
I can live with an operating system that is not Microsoft
Y’know, now that Apple computers are powered by Intel and can run Windows, they aren’t half bad. Actually, now that Mac OS X will run on a PC, that’s even better. After all, I am sick to death of Microsoft and Windows.Maybe I am now at peace with Apple computers. Maybe it’s this Apple iPhone stuff that has me ticked off about Apple.
I can live with products made by abused and enslaved human beings that would rather be dead than make my phone
You might wonder why I would have a problem with a company that contracted manufacturing companies in China that are so awful that the workers would literally rather be dead than employed there. This is a post-American world, folks: everything is made by oppressed labor. Soon even you will be jumping out windows into the Obamacare (TM) nets deployed to keep you productive in the system.
I can live with a company and a cell network that cares nothing about user privacy or security
What’s so great about an iPhone anyway? You’re stuck with hackers downloading your account data from AT&T, plus you’re vulnerable to the latest of who-know-how-many evil, malicious App developers. Hey, no big deal: download my account data, log into my account to change my service and get all my location data. I have no problem with that – as long as I have an iPhone. If another company dare be as flippant about security and privacy, however, that would really be a problem.
I can live without sex (maybe)
Now the word is out that people who have iPhones get more sex. Women are more likely to date men who have iPhones. For some, these two facts would be worth getting an iPhone (and you though she dumped you because of something you said!). Does anyone hate Apple so much they will sacrifice a whole section of normal human behavior?
I don’t like iPhone users
The bottom line is that I think iPhone users suck. Maybe it’s because you can’t operate a mobile hotspot without jailbreaking your device. Maybe it’s because I actually pay for the service on my EVO that has me bitter about you stealing it for free. After all, I could root my EVO and get free hotspot servce – right? Of course, there’s no telling how long Sprint will leave your service on (assuming you pay your bill) and you could destroy your phone trying to root it. Can’t you break an iPhone while trying to jailbreak it?
So, this bitter old man sits down at my table at the library. First, it’s my table and he didn’t even ask if I’m OK with his presence. Second the dude thinks he’s king because he has an iPhone. HA! I have a smartphone too! Mine is BIGGER than his! Mine has a WiFi hotspot… HA HA HA HA
P.S. the library Wi-Fi is down.
Yes, iPhone users are a crappy bunch. They have no self worth outside of their phone and maybe their car and maybe their house. Then when you don’t OOOOOO and AAAAAAAAH them like a cute little boy plugging a battery into a wall outlet, they think that you’re dissing them. Sorry.
My name is Carl. I have an HTC EVO 4G. I don’t care if you have an iPhone or not… Please notice, however, that I’m the only one here working on the Internet.
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